A pastor just followed me on Twitter after i posted about my coffee being made between satans asscheeks. Help.

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Questionreader x lucifer = friendship /and/ relationship Answer

"Lucifer. You know how i love stairway to heaven." I sighed as i rubbed my temple "but darlin’ after an hour and a half i want to lock you in the cage again." I looked over at him as his singing died down.
“Well lets do something then. I’m bored.” He tilted his head back and groaned
“Lets go do something then, we can go grab pizza, watch a movie, go for a run.” I listed things off
“How’s about we go grab movie then watch a movie and not go for a run.” He stood up off his chair
“You go get the pizza.” I smirked
“I thought we were going together.” He raised a brow
“You can teleport just go get a pizza. I’m lazy.” I smirked as i leaned back on my chair.
“I’ll be back.” He sighed

QuestionReader x Benny =relationship please! Answer

"I’m a monster (y/n)!" Benny yelled as he walked away from me
“Well that makes two of us.” I ran after him.
“What’re you talking about?” He asked without turning back to me
“We’re both monsters.” I stated as i ran in front of him and stopped him
“I’m a vampire. I kill people.” He said, disgust filling his voice
“I’m a hunter. I kill people.” I said
“Its not the same!” He urged “I hurt people (y/n).” He sighed
“You haven’t hurt me Benny.” I grabbed one of his hands in mine.
“But i will.” He clenched his jaw
“You haven’t killed anyone in years. You’ve changed. What on earth has made you think otherwise?” I asked worried
“Crowley.” He hissed

QuestionReader x Lucifer= relationship please :) Answer

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"Lucifer." I raised a brow as i leaned forward resting my arms on my knees.
“Yes dear.” Lucifer leaned forward and mimicked my position from sitting on the coffee table in front of me.
“When’re you coming home?” I asked as i ducked my head down
“I don’t know.” He sighed
“(Y/n). Who the hell are you talking too?” Sam walked into the room with his gun in his hand.
“No one Sam. Don’t worry.” I glanced over at him.
“Don’t trust the Winchesters. They’ll send me away.” Lucifer said worried
“He made his way back to her head Sammy.” Dean chimed in and i jumped when i realized he had been sitting on the other side of the room.
“We gotta find Cas.” Sam stated as Dean stood up and walked over to me.
“What? Why?” I asked as i looked back and fourth between the brothers.
“To get lucifer out of your head.” Dean reached down and gripped my arm. He lifted me up off the couch.
“No!” I yelled
“We can get you help.” Sam said calmly
“No. Not a chance i don’t want; no i don’t NEED help.” I tried to pull my arm away as lucifer just looked at me. “Do something.” I stared at him helplessly.
“I can’t.” He sighed before he faded away.

Who would want a part two? Send me ideas!

Questionreader x Dean please ^o^ Answer

-didn’t know if this was for relationship or friendship…-

"Dean!" I shoved his arm as i stepped out of the puddle he shoved me into.
“(Y/n)!” His voice cracked.
“You know these shoes have holes. They ain’t waterproof you asshole.” I groaned as i kicked my shoes, causing the water to fly around.
“Would it make you happy if i stepped in the puddle?” He asked.
“Nope.” I shook my head and smirked
“Then what would make you happy?” He asked
“If you walked into that pond over there.” I nodded towards the dirty pond
“You’ve got to be kidding me right.” He raised a brow
“Oh you wish i was.” I chuckled as i began to push him towards the pond. Once we were a couple feet away he kicked off his shoes and rolled up his jeans. “What in the bloody hell are you doing?” I asked with a chuckle
“Can’t bring water into baby can i?” He smiled at me then we continued to the water. I nudged him forward until i was at the edge of the pond and he was almost up to his knees in the pond. “Are you happy now?” He held crossed his arms.
“Very.” I giggled.

QuestionReader x Lucifer= relationship please :) Answer

"Lucifer." I raised a brow as i leaned forward resting my arms on my knees.
“Yes dear.” Lucifer leaned forward and mimicked my position from sitting on the coffee table in front of me.
“When’re you coming home?” I asked as i ducked my head down
“I don’t know.” He sighed
“(Y/n). Who the hell are you talking too?” Sam walked into the room with his gun in his hand.
“No one Sam. Don’t worry.” I glanced over at him.
“Don’t trust the Winchesters. They’ll send me away.” Lucifer said worried
“He made his way back to her head Sammy.” Dean chimed in and i jumped when i realized he had been sitting on the other side of the room.
“We gotta find Cas.” Sam stated as Dean stood up and walked over to me.
“What? Why?” I asked as i looked back and fourth between the brothers.
“To get lucifer out of your head.” Dean reached down and gripped my arm. He lifted me up off the couch.
“No!” I yelled
“We can get you help.” Sam said calmly
“No. Not a chance i don’t want; no i don’t NEED help.” I tried to pull my arm away as lucifer just looked at me. “Do something.” I stared at him helplessly.
“I can’t.” He sighed before he faded away.

albert-the-mantel-moose replied to your post: “Who wants to play a game called im falling asleep while writing the winning imagine so lets take a break and send me some readerx_____ ships and i will write a little thing. Send me readerx_____=friendship or readerx_____=relationship. Lets do it guys!”:

Readerx coffee = love

I smiled as the waitress walked towards me with the off white colored mug. “Long day?” She asked as she set down my third cup of coffee. “Far too long.” I chuckled and looked up at her “Where’re the two men that were in here with you?” She asked “Headed back to our motel to sleep.” I smiled “Must be a tough case huh.” She motioned to my fbi badge that laid face down on the table “Tough, but almost solved.”

I cannot stress enough. That you DO NOT say anything to mrsdeanwinchestersupernatural she will flag you.

Home from my last day at work, received the winners imagine request. It’s time to buckle down and start to write. I’ll see y’all soon! :)

Just a note. My contest winners are picked on a random generator app i have. When you harass me then suddenly act nice to me, that isnt going to make me ‘pick’ you to win. That is cheating. And telling me i betrayed you and saying ‘some friend you are’ does nothing to me. I tried to be nice to you, but you are back to harassing me so i am done. So stop having a pissy fit and act your goddamn age. Because I for one am getting sick of this, and it’s only been a couple days.

I apologize for anyone who reads this and thinks that i am being rude or am a bitch, i am just getting annoyed and frustrated with all the rude people on here..

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I hit 1900 followers which means it is time for my Followers Contest! 

All you gotta do is reblog this post (every reblog counts as an entry, so reblog as much as you want) just one little rule. You MUST be following me. You will have 24 hours to reblog this post, and if you win i will send you an ask telling you that you’ve won (so make sure your ask is open).
So lets get this started. Contest is now open.

And the winner is….. the-girl-who-waitedd! Congrats! I’ll be sending you an ask shortly! Thank you to everyone who entered!
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QuestionIs Hey There Stanford a pun for Hey There Delilah? Answer

YES OH MY GOD YES thank you for noticing 

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QuestionILY SORRY EVERYONE IS BEING SILLY Answer

I’M SO CONFUSED FOR THIS BUT I LOVE YOU TOO